Dentist: Do you floss? You don't look like you floss. Here, sit in this chair and let me turn you upside down.
Me: I floss! ...Sometimes.
Dentist: Judge. Juuuuuuuuuudge. JUDGING YOU.
Me: Okay fine I don't floss.
Dentist: I could tell, plebe. Hmm look I think I see cavities! Allow me to attempt to pull your teeth through your gums... I mean, clean.
Dentist: Yep, cavities. We'll be seeing each other soon. Won't that be fun?
Dentist: Your teeth may look alright to the untrained eye, but I think they're kind of weird. Have you thought about braces?
Me: GOOD DAY SIR.