1. Iranian scientist invents time machine. Only it's not actually a time machine, it's more a fortune-teller. And it only extends to 8 years in the future. And they're not making a prototype because China will STEAL it (somehow). And it's not a car.
|Pictured: A lie|
I'M FEELING A LITTLE BETRAYED, IS ALL I'M SAYING
2. Cats v. male models
3. World's ADD getting worse; 200% more cat pictures viewed
4. Science finds adorable stripey bat
5. This is hilarious
6. Thieves steal 5 tons of Nutella in Germany. Is stealing always a crime?