Monday, August 19, 2013

Judging A Book By Its Blah Blah You Know

Other than the release of PROTECT ME, I have another piece of excitamundo news this week! I'm part of a summer sale with a whole group of authors. There's a picture and everything, so it's super-official.

In honor of the occasion, I am going to play a little game with you, my lovelies! I will attempt to interpret the contents of the book based on its cover, and you can try to decide which is my interpretation and which is the actual blurb. I'm sure it will be very difficult.

To find the answers, you can click on the covers - they're links to Amazon!

Interpretation #1: Two giants with translucent bodies find love above the big city.
Interpretation #2: Detective Mark Harrison has never needed an assistant before. But when artist Nikki Reed walks into his office by accident, there's a spark between them that neither can deny. They have to be careful, though... every detective has a past, and the secrets in Mark's could prove deadly to both of them.

Interpretation #1: The story of a girl who lost the key to her handcuffs, and the man with the foresight to own a pair of wire-cutters.
Interpretation #2: Trapped with a billionaire in his mysterious mansion...can she beat him at his own game? Lily would do anything to save her father's struggling arts center—even indulge the strange sexual whims of the brooding Calder Cunningham. A contemporary, steamy take on Beauty and the Beast.

Interpretation #1: Two models + one broken rain machine = three of something.
Interpretation #2: What happens when your head and your heart pull you in completely opposite directions? April Adams is about to find out the hard way. Join April as she embarks on a life changing journey of love and loss, which will have you laughing and crying until the very end.

Interpretation #1: Isabelle just wanted a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre headphones for Christmas. But through a series of wacky misunderstandings, she ends up going on a road trip with her old busted headphones where she learns the true meaning of Christmas (and that Beats are overpriced).
Interpretation #2: When financial problems force Isabelle Andrews to abandon her dreams of attending a top-tier university in favor of community college, she thinks her educational career is over before it’s begun.  But unexpected new experiences and relationships--including her growing attraction to a certain TA--help Isabelle learn that sometimes, the most precious things are found in the last places you’d think to look.

Interpretation #1: Model Alex Golden is always ready to lend a hand on set. But will him and his three hands ever find love?
Interpretation #2: When Hollywood bad-boy and legendary womanizer Alex Golden’s beloved grandfather dies, he returns to London and is thrown into the path of the women from his past. Alex’s fate is caught up with three women as ambition, lust and love collide against the drama-fuelled backdrop of the film world and it seems the modeliser has finally met his match.

Interpretation #1: She's a prima ballerina. He's a sexy selkie. Can they make it work?
Interpretation #2: When college transfer May accepts a bet to get the school’s top competitive swimmer and resident loner Sebastian Crane to open up, she never expects to be so drawn into his life and heart - despite his iciness, and despite his millionaire father’s determination to keep him isolated.

Interpretation #1: Sophia's addiction to voguing was the only thing standing in the way of their love. But Reed knows the cure: smooches.
Interpretation #2: Reed has loved Sophia for years. Too bad once he finally gains her attention, all she wants to do is pull the skeletons from his closet.

Interpretation #1: She's so allergic to this shirt, and nobody will help her take it off.
Interpretation #2: Erotic model by day, biochemistry student by night. Evan Cosette's secret career is keeping her tuition paid and putting enough money in her account for grad school. Will her new sexy coworker make her famous, or ruin it all?

Interpretation #1: In V Club, we learn the shocking truck about shopaholics who can't stop buying the fetishwear of their dreams.
Interpretation #2: Kristen has spent countless nights in V Clubs across the globe searching for her maker and true love, Jake.  Every fiber of her being longs to feel his touch again.  Will tonight be the night she gets her wish, or will someone else take his place in her immortal heart?

(Had to make this one bigger so you
could see some of the gorgeous
illustration detail!)
Interpretation #1: Claudia wanted that tie.
Interpretation #2: For as long as Claudia could remember, she knew that there was something wrong with our world.  The facts just didn’t add up.  For a young law graduate in search of the truth, it was not just a job, it was a means to find out more.  Who are the mysterious Immortelle?  What are they?  And what is their interest in her family?

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