Of course Pocahontas wigs out and gets thrown in jail. It's up to John Rolfe to save her!
|0 points for efficiency, but as ever, full marks for style.|
|This is Utta's face when they show up at the prison.|
Just so you know.
|"All this time you were alive... Why didn't you write to me?"|
Uhh, because you can't read English?
And then there's Utta.
Also Utta can run over exploding bridges because Utta is the man.
|In a love triangle between John Smith and John Rolfe, I|
Little did I know, Team Disney heard my secret prayers. They made a product that could only have been devised from the most arcane alchemy, out of my hopes and dreams and a pinch of stardust. They made... this.
|THIS IS NOW A THING THAT I OWN.|